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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

animal-crossing:

mochiri:

a transparent tom nook throwing confetti on ur dash

because sob has more money you could even dream of having  

samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby)

gnarly:

reasons to date me:
1:
2:
3:
4:
5: please lol

gnarly:

if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition 

"That’s the thing about pain. It demands to be felt."
- John Green, A Fault in Out Stars (via psych-facts)

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

roughrimjob:

*dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy

(Source: organmeat)

freshsprince:

i love that book the fault in our wallflowers

(Source: privilegedblackteen)